Always look on the bright side of life.

I just heard Monte Python's Bright Side of Life song again for the first time in a long while and I don't think it is possible to hold back a smile when listening to it.
I survived my first hard week of school since I have started back. I had four exams in less than five days. It was brutal and I questioned why I was doing this to myself many times during last week. Now that it is over I have been in the kind of mood the song above depicts. So enjoy the lovely music.

Green/blue poo

Okay I have an experiment for anyone that reads this. Go buy some Cap'n Crunch Berries and eat them for at least three days straight. Wanna know what happens? Your poo will be bright green/blue! It is freaky as hell! Enjoy.

30 yr old single male in Utah

Well I never thought I would be in the situation of being a 30 year old that has never been married that is getting fatter, balder, and poorer everyday. If this weren't bad enough, I live in Utah! I am a menace to society! What am I to do?
Okay, that being said, things aren't too bad. I like being single. The older I get the easier it gets. I have no responsibilities. I get to play tennis all the time. I get to decide what I do with my money. I can date a girl 12 years younger than me and it is legal. Not that I would though, they are so annoying. I can go back to school to chase a dream and not worry about providing for anyone but myself.
I do have one major complaint though. Since I can't stand dating girls so much younger than me I don't have much of a selection in this state. I have to go outside our borders to find anyone decent that hasn't been plucked up by the age of 20 by the RM's.
Well enough of my complaining.

Blog Virgin

I am no longer a "blog virgin". I have decided to cave into the peer-pressure and do the deed. It feels a little awkward but I think I can get used to it. I just have to take it slow.